FAQ's
Where are you located?
Every artifact in this guild is forged on American soil — no exceptions, no excuses. Our print dens are stationed on the East Coast, Midwest, and West Coast, staffed by fellow raccoons who believe in doing things right. Your item ships from the closest provider to you in the US. If your shirt crossed an ocean to get to you, that's not us.
Do you ship internationally?
Right now, the guild only delivers within the USA — we're too busy perfecting the chaos to sort out international shipping logistics (yet). If you're stateside, your artifacts are on their way. Check our shipping policy for rates and timing in your neck of the woods.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your artifact ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can watch it make its journey — right to your doorstep, no scrying required.
What materials are your products made of?
Every tee is built from quality materials — soft enough to live in, tough enough to survive whatever chaos you're plotting. Exact fabric specs vary by item, so check the product page for the full breakdown
