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Trash Panda Bard T-Shirt
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Trash Panda Bard T-Shirt

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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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★★★★★ GUILD-APPROVED. NO REGRETS

A black and white circular graphic featuring a raccoon face with a check mark and the words 'SATISFACTION GUARANTEED' on a plain white background.

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🦝 Guild-approved comfort wear

🧵 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton

💪 Heavier weight, true to size

🌙 Broken-in feel right out of the package

🎲 Built for chaos, cozy approved

🦅 Made & shipped in the USA

🔥 Unisex fit for chaotic good humans

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Soft, tough, pre-shrunk. No surprises after the first wash.

4.5 oz Breathable Fabric — Light enough to forget you're wearing it.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed cut, fits most bodies, zero mannequin nonsense.

Built to Last

Reinforced Stitching — Double-needle at the stress points. Built to survive repeated wear, not just the first month.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction, no crease, holds its shape long-term.

Tear-Away Label — Off in one pull, no residue, no scratchy tag drama.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love it or send it back. No guild trials, no interrogation.

Printed in the USA — Every artifact is printed and shipped right here in the States. No passports required.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.